Saturday, February 18, 2006
MANTRA
Amigo Tequila is so not my friend.
posted by Artichoke Heart at 3:34 PM
7 Comments:
Mi amiga - bad tequila is like snowboarding on cement. In this Olympic season, always go for the Gold...
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Marbles; Snowboarding on cement is precisely it. (This is what happens, of course, when dire circumstances, and an ill-advised attempt to ratchet up the evening's Debauchery Ante, force one to nip over to the F.O.E. for shots when the band one is listening to is on break.) Bleh. The cement. Ugh.
Ahhhh you're a wimp, tequlia is always you're friend---it's when you drink the whole bottle he turns evil;)
Everything in moderation, including moderation, I say...
Oh, my poor Artichoke Heart, I can *feel* your hangover! I throw some virtual Ibuprofen and hot tea your way!
From "A Little Book of Hangover Cures" by Alex Benady: Drink milk with ashes. Apply lemons to the armpits. Or fill the offending bottle with black-headed pins. ~grin~
a milk shake will cure what ails you. chocolate. godspeed.